{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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