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Charles Anthony Boyd, known as The Bathroom Slayer, was an American serial killer who raped and killed three women over a nine-month period from 1986 to 1987 in North Dallas, Texas. His nickname comes from his tendency to leave his victims' bodies in their apartment bathrooms. Sentenced to death for the final murder, Boyd was executed by lethal injection in 1999.
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The Beacon Street Tomb is a historic receiving tomb in the Lakeside Cemetery of Wakefield, Massachusetts. Built about 1858, it is one of the finest examples of Greek Revival architecture. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1989.
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